What we do and what it costs

Most consultancies or agencies make you sit through a discovery call with a salesperson who doesn't really know the work before they'll show you a number. How badly they need the business dictates what they charge. It stinks.

Some of those will put your website though an LLM and pretend that's some kind of special unique analysis that you're getting.

We don't do that. We do it properly, so that you get useful and real insight that drives real outcomes instead of a list of best practices.

So here's the lot, prices included!

Every engagement gets scoped properly before anything is signed, but you shouldn't have to go through some weird song and dance to find out whether you can afford us.

Teardown

£5,000 fixed

The conversion audit, and the usual way in. We pull your site apart and show you what's actually happening: where the money leaks, what the last agency left behind, which opportunities are worth your time. You get the audit document, a prioritised backlog with hypotheses ready to run, and a kick-off workshop to hand it all over.

Fixed scope, fixed fee
Best For Most

The Work

£6,400 a month

The full programme, for anyone serious about this. Strategy, experiments, advisory and stakeholder engagement, with a quarterly review and direct senior access at the moments that matter. No account management layer, no briefing chain, no revolving door of practicioners. The person you talk to is the person doing the work.

No minimum term

Reps

£3,200 a month

One complete experiment cycle every month. A hypothesis grounded in your data, an experiment built and run, the result analysed, a learning captured that shapes what comes next. Reps builds the testing muscle and the measurement habits. What you learn in month one shapes month three.

No minimum term

Deceptive design audit

from £5,000

Your site audited against the recognised deceptive design taxonomies. We identify manipulative practices, deliberate or inherited, explain the legal and commercial risk each one carries, and recommend ethical replacements that hold performance. The paid sibling to our free self-audit tool.

Audit report, remediation plan, prioritised fixes

Wiring

from £2,400

Measurement you can trust your decisions to. GA4, Tag Manager, server-side tagging, consent-aware tracking and proper QA. Experimentation built on shaky numbers is expensive guessing, so we fix the numbers first.

Measurement plan, implementation, QA

Workshops

£1,000 half day / £1,800 full day

Team sessions on ethical CRO, experimentation and deceptive design literacy. Or a room where a hard decision finally gets made, with someone whose job is to make sure it does.

Half day or full day

What we won't do

No cheap tricks. No deceptive design. No fake urgency, fake social proof or manufactured scarcity. No tactics that rely on confusing or exhausting people into compliance, and no conversion wins that cost you retention or trust.

We don't take on businesses in the tobacco, military. petrochemical or pharmaceutical businesses and we are especially interested in working with businesses looking to improve the world as well as make money. B Corps, Charities, Green businesses get in touch!

Not sure where to start?

Start with Teardown.

It's a fixed scope with a fixed fee, and a clear picture of where all the opportunities are.
Most people use it to decide whether the ongoing programme is worth it.

If you already know what you need, skip straight to the conversation.

Hire us